A 40 year olds guide to the internet

Where did the 90s Go

One minute your trying to score some Thunderbird Red from the old bird in Kwiksave, diverting her attention, from the bumfluff tash with witty banter ,holding someones car keys in a vein attempt to look 18 while she scrutinies a dodgy fake ID.  The next you breaking 40, bald or gray, wrinkled like the aunts & uncles you used to take the piss out off.

Wife & kids draining your lifeforce or your living back at your mums because life didn't quite work out as planned.  Money has somehow become less available than when you were scraping pennies for a bags of space Raiders.  Sport, hobbies, pretty much everything is now something you just watch on TV, a gut has somehow appeared and won't seem to go, no matter how many times you think about going to the gym.

The future may be Orange but its not bright.  Pubs don't smell right, Beyonce has headlined Glastonbury, people actually watch gogglebox and Geaorge Lucas has destroyed everything you held dear. Movies you grew up with are now as ancient as black & white ones were to you in the 80s. You could have a fungal infection older & more talented than Justin Bieber.  Its just not quite right but don't book yourself into Dignitas quite yet it doesn't have to end like this.

There is still a place for you in this world, fuck em.

Some 90s shit to keep you happy

errrrr unless your Scottish



Music was a little less miserable than the 80s apart from radiohead 

Get loaded 






Life don't change - Bez is going to be an MP Ryder ate kangaroo balls & Rowetta was on Xfactor 








Wether it be  applbys, Mr Smiths, The Palace or Peppermint place


The kids were still angry.  Ironically after he says "Now you do what they told you".  They all do what he tells them.



Nirvana couldn't be arsed playing Lithium



jhih



Give these a go

80 arcade classics